I just wanted to talk about what an idiot THIS GUY is. I don't wish to run afoul of publishing types but I just had to share. Please visit the Colorado Springs Gazette for the full story. What is this guy 14? The Bangkok maneuver? You've got to be kidding me. I'm glad that both he and his wife have been fired for his stupidity. She was after all; dumb enough to marry this dorkwad. Dorkwad,dicktard,or dickweed, I always get them mixed up, you know they all look the same to me. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that this guy freezes his wife underwear, sleepover style, and snaps her bra straps in public. I just felt that this might be the dumbest story I have heard in a while but I think there is some old school TV-style evidence to suggest that the detective assigned to investigate may have coached the "victims" a little in their affidavits since there is so much phrasing in common. You can read the detective's report and see for your own damn self.