Thanks to my office manager who has an advanced degree and is married to an academic research scientist for this little diddy. The only thing I could say was "So, this is why I own crappy cars and don't own a house."

Money magazine features an article entitled Big jobs that pay badly By Jeanne Sahadi.
Keep in mind that there are only three jobs listed as examples. What are the chances that in my house two are represented. Of course I did time in a kitchen after I got out of college too. I am just bitter about this.