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April 27, 2005
The Curse of the Bloody Sock?

You may have seen this on Sportcenter last night but I'm here to tell you that Scoop Fusco found it again!

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Here it is, the first of its kind. The Curt Schilling Bobbleankle Doll. That's right Red Sox fans, be the first on your block to have Curt complete with his now legendary bloody sock. This statuette alone would be worth the cost but WAIT! There's more. Once you receive your Curt Schilling Bobbleankle Doll you'll notice the realistic bobbing action in Curt's ankle. You may be a fan of the Red Sox but this ankle is never going to be surgically altered. Kepp it bobbing just like it did throughout the Major League Baseball Playoffs in 2004. What would you expect to pay for such a fine and realistic collectable? 79.99?59.99? try just $25.00 but WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

What's that you say, you're not into figurines? Well how about framed art? For the low low one time only price of $129.00 we'll ship you the hottest piece of artwork since the Where's Waldo craze. That's right The Red Sox Last Supper featuring Johnny Damon as J.C. himself. We'll even include the Curt Schilling Bobbleankle Doll Absolutely FREE. Even if you decide to return the Red Sox Last Supper featuring Terry Francona, Curt Schilling, Jason Varitek, David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Pedro Martinez, Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Derek Lowe, Trot Nixon, Doug Miribelli, Tim Wakefield and Bill Mueller you Keep the Bobbleankle Doll as our FREE gift you. ACT NOW while supplies last.

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Posted by j.tonic at April 27, 2005 11:29 PM
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Bobble Ankle Doll. As if that wasn't bad enough, then I see the painting. YIKES.. Did you order yours? Maybe they can make me one that has my arm going back and forth over a violin!

Hey, haven't seen you around lately. If you get a second, please change the address in your blogroll to this address. And come on over sometime! Deni

Posted by: Last Girl On Earth at April 29, 2005 02:09 PM

oh man... that picture of Johnny Damon at the last supper made me laff at my desk just now. HA!

Posted by: Snidget at April 29, 2005 04:15 PM
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