For those of you who have been looking for the video.....
I found it. More precisely CheekyProf found it for me. Follow the link below (you might need to install MSN software) and ENJOY! I have included the lyrics for those who wish to sing along. Follow the bouncing tumbleweed of bacon.
When my belly starts a’rumblin’
and I’m jonesen for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch©
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch©
the breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon
and cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t hunt you cause you got the juice
There’s a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble never need an excuse
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch©
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch©
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
and french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There’s a King that wants you to Have It Your Way©
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch©
Posted by j.tonic at February 28, 2005 07:00 AM
Almost the best commercial out there. The counterfeit Mini commercial takes the cake.
It pains me to watch this. Mine eyes! THEY BLEED!
Those commercials are the most bizarre thing I have ever seen... and is it just me, or does it look like Hootie is about to crack up during the whole little ditty?
I have seen that commercial a hundred times this weekend and I have a few questions for Hootie.
Why are you dressed like a gay western acrobat? (not that I have a problem with gay western acrobats)
and
Since when do any kinds of breasts grow on trees?
Just...... WHY???