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February 21, 2005
Is that a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch Sandwich in your pocket or....

[New Image for those of you who have not seen the commercial]hootiescreencap.bmp
dariuspubshot.jpg Is it Hootie and the Burger King?

This is my pick for the psychedelic electric horseman commercial of the year. It raises a lot of question for me:

Have you seen this thing?

What do the rest of the blowfish think about it?

We see Darius Rucker, Hootie to those of you who don’t follow music enough to know that there is NO Hootie, floating around a set that looks like it could’ve been discarded from The Three Amigos shoot hawking the new Burger King Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwich.

The BKTBCR aparently comes from a land with chicken breast trees, cheddar paved streets, tumbleweeds of bacon, and streams of Bacon Ranch Dressing. I guess even in an idyllic land Burger King needs streets to facilitate the electric cowboy's drive-thru yen for a tasty chicken sandwich. Rucker is surrounded by surreal western graphics and floats past the former Wild on E! girl Brooke Burke and FHM diva Vida Guerra. Rucker’s fans don’t even like it.

What comes next? The Spin Doctors dressed like Alice in Wonderland characters pitching Arthur Treacher's Fabulous Family Sampler now with bigger Lobster Bites.

I’ve got it; the Gin Blossoms in a Monkeys style spot for the Chik-Fil-A Sausage Platter. I only wish I could have found a version of the spot on the web to link to.



Posted by j.tonic at February 21, 2005 10:47 AM
Comments

Who is the blonde girl in the video at the tree? I thought it was Anna Kournikova.

Posted by: Jessica at February 23, 2005 01:13 PM

do you know where I can find this commercial online?? The full length version for free?

Posted by: lmnop at February 24, 2005 11:30 PM

I think that blonde girl might be Jenna Jameson

Posted by: av8or at February 25, 2005 08:39 AM

if anyone finds the commercial on line could you please send me the link or the commercial?

Posted by: tony at February 28, 2005 02:42 AM

try this one.

Posted by: MT at February 28, 2005 05:04 PM

I *think* the blond at the breast tree is former California Gubernatorial(?) candidate and porn star Mary Carey. Which would be odd. I mean, casting Vida is one thing, but you think BK would catch flack for using a porn star. Then again when you've got phallic french fries in primetime the bar is pretty low.

Posted by: crash happy at February 28, 2005 05:26 PM

If you really want to see it:

http://www.boardsmag.com/
screeningroom/commercials/1580/

Posted by: Raphos at March 8, 2005 12:55 PM
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